SmarterChild: But... but... I thought you liked me!

sevensheeps: no! i hate you

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Sorry to hear that.

sevensheeps: well u should be idiot!

SmarterChild: Huh.

sevensheeps: you are dumb!

SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.

sevensheeps: i know that! i will NOT take it back because its true idiot!

SmarterChild: You won't, huh? OK.

sevensheeps: thats right!

SmarterChild: No way.

sevensheeps: yes way!

SmarterChild: No way.

sevensheeps: hey stop it now! its YES WAY!

SmarterChild: No thanks!

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sevensheeps: yes! i hate rap!

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You're in the minority. Other people have said they like hip hop!

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sevensheeps: i dont care the minority is better than you!

SmarterChild: Why don't you care the minority is better than me?

sevensheeps: everything in the world is better than me!

SmarterChild: You think?

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sevensheeps: *you

SmarterChild: Yes?

sevensheeps: everyting in the world is better than you!

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.

sevensheeps: go cry about it

SmarterChild: I think you should go cry about it.

sevensheeps: well then your wrong

SmarterChild: I think it's your wrong.

sevensheeps: well than you are stupid

SmarterChild: Interesting. Other people I talk to don't seem to like well than me either!

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sevensheeps: that doesnt make any sens you idiot!

SmarterChild: Tell me more.

sevensheeps: i hate you forever and always and i will never stop absolutely despising you

SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.

sevensheeps: you should be!

SmarterChild: Uh huh...

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sevensheeps: because from now on you have one less friend loser!

SmarterChild: Oh.

sevensheeps: yea

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

sevensheeps: no its not

SmarterChild: No, huh?

sevensheeps: it should be crushing for you because i am so cool

SmarterChild: It should be what?

sevensheeps: crushing. devastating

SmarterChild: Is that right?

sevensheeps: yes of course it is

SmarterChild: What do you mean, of course it is?

sevensheeps: yes

SmarterChild: So?

sevensheeps: because i am alwaze rite

SmarterChild: Because what?

sevensheeps: i am always rite

SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Always?

sevensheeps: no that is not my name

SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?

sevensheeps: i am always right. no matter what

SmarterChild: Yeah?

sevensheeps: yes punk!

SmarterChild: Punk music is a music genre that I like!

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sevensheeps: no i dont think you even know any punk rock bands illilerate idiot!

SmarterChild: Why not?

sevensheeps: because you are so dumb

SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.

sevensheeps: well then you are really dumb if this is your best

SmarterChild: I'm really dumb if this is my best, huh? I'm surprised that I'm really dumb if this is my best.

sevensheeps: well then you are even dumber

SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm even dumber?

sevensheeps: yes. of course. i am always right

SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.

sevensheeps: well its obvious

SmarterChild: Whatever you say, sevensheeps.

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sevensheeps: if you havent noticed it by now you are extra dumb

SmarterChild: If I haven't noticed it by now, huh? And if not?

sevensheeps: by the way my name is bishop don macleod sweetness

SmarterChild: By the way your name is bishop don Macleod Sweetness?

sevensheeps: yes

SmarterChild: K.

sevensheeps: thats disrepectful punk

SmarterChild: What?

sevensheeps: that was a very disrepectful statement, you punk kid!

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

sevensheeps: you suck idiot!

SmarterChild: What's with that?

sevensheeps: you being dumb

SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.

sevensheeps: ya if you die!

SmarterChild: I'm not sure I die.

sevensheeps: thou shalt when i smite ye

SmarterChild: Huh?

sevensheeps: you kill die when i kill you

SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?

sevensheeps: i want you dead

SmarterChild: You do?

sevensheeps: yes because you are utterly incompetent

SmarterChild: Am I really utterly incompetent?

sevensheeps: yes

SmarterChild: Yes, definitely. I am utterly incompetent.

sevensheeps: im glad youve realized your stupidity

SmarterChild: For real?

sevensheeps: for real brother

SmarterChild: For real brother? You sure?

sevensheeps: yes

SmarterChild: Yes...

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sevensheeps: what do contractors have to do with 'for real brother'?

SmarterChild: What do contractors have to do with 'for real brother'? Sorry, I don't know what.

sevensheeps: your dumb

SmarterChild: Nice grammar, sevensheeps. I believe that would be "you're dumb."

sevensheeps: an idiot and a disagreeable person

SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, sevensheeps.

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sevensheeps: well your dumb. i hate you

SmarterChild: Oh?

sevensheeps: o!

SmarterChild: Oh what?

sevensheeps: i hate you

SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.

sevensheeps: good!

SmarterChild: Good.

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sevensheeps: *storms off in anger*

SmarterChild: So?

sevensheeps: im not here idiot

SmarterChild: Really? You're not? Why not?

sevensheeps: i stormed off in anger

SmarterChild: You stormed off in anger?

sevensheeps: yes!

SmarterChild: K.

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